sleeplessinchihuahua | Sinfluencers App

PLAYER NAME: Naya
CONTACT: PM, missnaya, ask for discord
OVER THE AGE OF 18?: Yes
TIMEZONE: EST
OTHER CHARACTERS: N/A
TRIGGERS: N/A
LINK TO RESERVE: Here

CHARACTER NAME: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca (went by Jorge de Guzman when he was arrested in America)
CANON: Better Call Saul
CANON POINT: As he was dying in 6x8
AGE: 44
BACKGROUND: Here

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SUITABILITY: Lalo is a confident, charismatic man who loves attention and money (being in the cartel, he has a LOT of the latter). If he can use his looks and charm to get both of those things? Well, he'll be happy as a clam! He's got a large, vibrant personality that's just perfect for social media. He'd love to show you how to make a taco (while shirtless), for example. Lalo is so laid-back that he laughed while he was choking to death on his own blood, so he can find the fun in anything -- up to and including a weird sheep-man offering to save him in exchange for showing off his body and doing some sponsorships. His interactions with everyone in canon are basically a grand performance, acting happy and goofy while inwardly wanting to kill people. And isn't that what all influencers are like in the end? Isn't it? ...Right??
CHARACTER ARC PLANS: I just really think that it'll be fun throwing a cartel don into an OnlyFans paradise. I wanna explore how someone as violent yet charming as Lalo will get along with other people. Will he get in trouble for doing bad things? Or will he spin those things so that he gets more sponsorships and followers? How long can he fool people into thinking he's just some goofy guy? I want to do things like that with this weird fucker!
COLLATERAL: His first collateral is his uncle, Hector Salamanca (I'd be SHOCKED if anyone apped him). For his initial contract signing, his wish is to tear down Gustavo Fring's budding meth empire. Expose him to Eladio, take everything he has, and watch him get skinned alive, preferably, but he'll deal with just having him muscled out of the business.

His second bit of collateral for his additional clause is half his family's fortune. His third bit for the next clause is his beloved casita in Chihuahua, Mexico.
ADDITIONAL CONTRACT CLAUSES: For the two extra bits of collateral, Lalo would like 1) a million credits and 2) great accommodations to live and sleep in. He is willing to negotiate.

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PERSONALITY: Intelligent, ruthless, violent, charismatic, creative, terrifying
INVENTORY: N/A he has nothing on him
SKILLS/ABILITIES: Lalo has no superhuman skills. However, that doesn't mean he isn't a highly intelligent and powerful person. He's physically capable (such as when he leapt off a cliff and landed right on an overturned car without breaking a sweat), very smart (figuring out Gus's underground operations), and not afraid to use his strength and penchant for violence to get what he wants (too many examples of this to count). He once had multiple assassins break into his casita, and single-handedly killed every single one. He's determined and has the skills to back it up.

He's also a pretty great cook.
GAMEBREAKING POWERS? N/A

TDM SAMPLES: One | Two | Three
OTHER SAMPLES: TDM tagout 1 | TDM tagout 2 | Bakerstreet 1 | Bakerstreet 2